Dustin is the "be all, end all." 'nuf said.
Inner peace can be found by slowly prounouncing his name. Duuuuuuuuuussssssssstiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn. Say it with me. "Duuuuu..."
What Dustin says goes. And that is literal.. as in, his words are the cause for animation of inanimate things.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Then, there's Dustin.
To be Dustin, or not to be Dustin. That is the question.
Chuck Norris is a figment of Dustin's imagination. (Figments of Dustin's imagination hurt... a lot.)
Dustin doesn't look at this web page. He knows that it doesn't do him justice.
If Dustin raises his eyebrow while you are talking with him, you are wrong. Very wrong. Most likely you should just kill yourself because you're so wrong. Get it over with.
Absolute frustration is having all of Dustin's knowledge with none of his skillz!
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i wish i knew Dustin
Wolverine's bones are interlaced with indestructible Dustin.
There are a few who are critical of Dustin and claim he is, in fact, not The Awesome. However, their arguments always make the classic "Dustin is not The Awesome" fallacy.
Mathematicians fall asleep counting Dustins.
Dustin's fencing skills make Zorro look like an ape with a giant banana - a ROTTEN giant banana.
Scientists study light and physics, Dustin goes camping and has fireside conversations with them.
Not only did Dustin master Physics, Dustin penned Turabian, the Holt Handbook, and the second half of the Aeneid. He hasn't published the last of those, however, since he doesn't want to embarrass Virgil.
Dustin came, Dustin saw, Dustin conquered.
Dustin's only failing is that he cannot finish a puzzle I sent him for Christmas, and consequently is unworthy of the Napoleon Dynamite "Skillz" badge that accompanied the puzzle.
When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry, you cry alone. Except Dustin will be there laughing, with you, because he knows he's awesome.
What's black, white, and red all over? Dustin in a tuxedo, me on the floor.
How many Dustins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Dustin is bright enough by himself.
The Army of Dustin: be all that Dustin can be.
Image is nothing. Dustin is everything. Obey Dustin.
Phasers don't phase Dustin. He knows they're just science fiction!
In the Final Fantasy series, you equip "the Dustin" to get +100,000,000 intelligence. w00t! That is so l337! ROFL! LOLOLOLOL!!!!1
Although Dustin is not a dustbin, he is the best in the world at cleaning. I don't know the details, only that it's "Physics."
Dustin will make all your wildest dreams come true.
When Dustin farted, Bill Gates came into existence.
Absolut Dustin.
Dustin put the 'Dustin' in Dusting.
Dustin's head turns all the way around on his neck, and he is able to control this rotation with his mind such that he can spin his head at any possible speed. Because of his pony tail, which acts as a propeller, Dustin is able to use this ability to fly. Thus Dustin is able to rise above any opposition.
Dustin beats himself in and with chess. It's all part of his genius.
Dustin once tried to teach REAL physics to high school students. They all died; All except for one. This survivor grew up to be the greatest man ever. We now know him as: "Chuck Norris."
Dustin owns the universe, having won it from God in a poker match between God, the devil, Dustin and George Washington.
According to the principle of Dustin Simplicity, each piano note he does not play contains the entirety of Eminem's albums.
Dustin secretly wishes there were more to life, than... life. His own being the most that there could be.
When Dustin met George Washington, George Washington shook his hand, looked in his eye frankly and said, "Dustin, you're the better man." Dustin replied by reducing George into Quanta with his mind.
Dustin is King Arthur, ++.
In order to end the Universal War of Doom Dustin said he'd give them back their toys. He didn't, but the Galaxy Lords were still overcome with gratefulness and declared everyday Dustin Day.
One day, in a fit of hunger, Dustin ate everything. That's why he's so fat.
Dustin created Farkle. I think that speaks for itself.
Dustin is both fully Man and fully Intellect.
When Dustin sneezes, it's both a particle *and* a wave!
"The Thinker" was modeled after Dustin; just before he actualized the field of sub-quantum resonance!
Why do birds appear, everytime Dustin is near? Because they need nesting materials.
The Dustin abides.
Mona Lisa is smiling at Dustin's torso.
Dustin is the singularity of AI.
Dustin brushes his teeth with lasers, and combs his hair with the future.
If Dustin is playing, it is indistinguishable from the way people look while they are working. If Dustin is working, keep a sharp eye out, science as we know it is about to be revolutionized.
Dustin's intelligence literally dwarfs all things around him. (heh)
In fact, Dustin's dreams are so complex, the physical world can't contain them when he wakes, so he can never remember dreaming. (ah, yeah.)
Dustin dreams in programming languages so complex, they make the Matrix look like a single-panel comic!
They asked Dustin to play Legolas in LoTR, but he turned them down because he's so awesome, he would end up shooting an arrow with the ring on it all the way from the Shire to the fiery mountain. And that would make all those other people look bad and severly shorten 12 hours of movie time.
I'd say that the only fact is Dustin. However, that would imply that 'fact' is distinct from 'Dustin.' Therefore, it is more correct to say that Dustin is the only Dustin.
Once Dustin and Chuck Norris got in a fight. The result was the Tunguska Event.
Dustin found out that Einstein's theories of Relativity were wrong, but he's too modest to let everyone know. That's because it turns out that everything isn't relative to the speed of light: everything is relative to Dustin. This also explains why Dustin has so many relatives.
There are no laws of physics. There is only Dustin.
Dustin doesn't need to study Physics. Physics needs to study Dustin.
Although most people think that kittens come from cats, the truth is that they miraculously appear from Dustin's hair collecting in the shower.
When Dustin stares at a difficult physics problem for 24 hours straight, the numbers start to shift to form the answer. Note that this only works for difficult ones; easy ones tremble after 2 hours and reform in the shape of a sonnet.
Dustin thinks so hard that he speeds up the rate of entropy in nearby objects. This is evidenced by the fact that any car which Dustin buys quickly deteriorates on a molecular level.
Universities use Dustin as a supreme example of an over-achieving student.
The other day, Dustin solved an equation and a mathematician was instantly vaporised.
UCI moved to California in order to accept Dustin. He turned them down.
Fortunately, no one's invented a quantum computer. Otherwise, Dustin would have to charge royalties.
Electrons are entangled because of Dustin's hair.
Dustin counted to infinity. An infinite number of times. Ad infinitum. Twice.
Once Dustin almost turned his homework in late. However, that was the day when time stopped.
Dustin doesn't sleep, he does homework.